Office Jokes

Office Jokes In this we bring you the first re-posting from ourĀ OFA, or Office Jokes Archives in lay terms. These have added items after having been stored in our servers for a lot of years, so we thought we’d trot them out and freshen them up a bit. Enjoy your day! Terms and office jokes … Read more

Monday Wisdom Words

Monday Wisdom Words

Happy Monday! You can do it!
Monday wisdom words

Monday Wisdom Words
Monday Wisdom Words

So stop your bitching. Own Monday, seize this day, and make it yours. You know you can, you just have to do it. Look, if she could survive all her issues in a life that was spiraling towards craziness and destruction, you can get through Monday, cupcake. Only difference is you don’t have the media following you around documenting every mis-step. Monday will soon be done, and Friday will be here in no time. What would be funny is if she was reading this and all, “Hey, eff you, writer man! Yes I made it, ands none of this is helping me, so eff you!”

Not Now Beer

Not Now Beer

Peeking around the corner of the computer again are you beer?

Not Now Beer
Not Now Beer

Not now beer! I’m trying to get things done! There’s a time for work, a time for studying, and a different time for beer, but sometimes beer just won’t take no for an answer and sneaks up on you unawares, the bastard. Be strong, be firm, and tell that beer no! Beer’s time will come, sooner or later.
You’ll notice it isn’t yogurt, nor granola, nor wine or anything thing else that is foo foo, but beer! Beer is bold, beer is slick, and beer’s been helping ugly people get laid for thousands of years.