That is a hilarious true story. Lucky for this kid he probably won’t become the next Bad Luck Brian.
Isn’t that how it sort of works sometimes, something it very funny, funny, or only sort of funny and we use the lol, Laugh Out Loud shorthand to indicate something was amusing, but not to what degree. LMAO and LMBO is usually reserved for something that really made us LOL, or in old time shorthand, made us ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing) or the extended ROTFLMAO. Today you use ROFL and kids are all, “WTF is ROFL?” IDK is an appropriote answer since explaining it will only get you a “that’s lame” or a whatev.
Thinking about taking up Yoga in the new year? Good news! With Drunk Yoga you may already be a master! Why take year, decades, to become a yoga master? You can master the art in just minutes by visiting the local liquor store, buying a bottle of Jack Daniels, or whatever you preferred booze, opening it up and chugging it down. It may kill you, so I don;t recommend this, but if you do chug it, you’ll first assume the “crouching before God’s throne” position, followed immediately after by the “laying back like a dead person” position. What fun! (sarcasm and satire, please don’t do this!)
And here you thought no one was paying attention on New Years morning.