Better Dentistry

Better Dentistry – or more pleasant

Better Dentistry
Better Dentistry

This funny picture provides a very valid argument as to why we have better dentistry today than at any time in the past. It could also be argued that this particular dentist makes great hiring decisions and that the rest of the field is far behind the curve. And speaking of curves, yeow! Most men and a good many women would take oral hygiene to a whole new level and visit the dentist far more often if this was the norm rather than the exception. Oh come on ladies, admit it. I mean, who doesn’t love this sort of action?

Great Sweater

Great but Frightening Sweater

Great Sweater
Great Sweater

Great sweater, unless, of course, it’s not a pull over sweater but a skin suit made of what is actually left of your roommate, then, yeah, not so much. I’m actually a little surprised that given the technology these days for printing specialty items like this sweater/shirt that we don’t see more items like this in circulation. Sure this one is creepy like a skin suit, but there’s maybe a whole slew of zombie themes that I would think would sell well. Of course that’s why I’m a web man and not a shirt marketer…

Why

Why in hell?

It makes no sense that these guys would do this.

Why
Why

I’ve sat here and tried to think of reasons why these fellas would do this picture, and I’m stumped. They all lost a bet? Way too much alcohol? Sounded like a good idea at the time? Brain damage? Wives talked them into is via some evil scheme to collectively bring their men down? Some weirdo offered them a LOT of money? No, that can’t be it, there isn’t that much money. So? And the little dude on the right, what the eff are you doing anyway, pal? Just wholly bizarre.

Dubyas New Life

Dubyas New Life

Dubyas New Life
Dubyas New Life

My how times have changed. I wonder if anyone is going to scream and yell about this one. We are not about politics here, it’s just a funny picture of Dubyas new life. Of course someone likely photoshopped it, still made me titter. Yep, that’s a word. Hey, sometimes you gotta ride the hard road when you opt to become the new rap sensation, and it looks like Dubya’s working it. Either things have gone terribly wrong, or terribly right for him since retirement. One thing I can say is the man has been a class act since leaving office.

Drunk Yoga

Drunk Yoga

Thinking about taking up Yoga in the new year? Good news! With Drunk Yoga you may already be a master! Why take year, decades, to become a yoga master? You can master the art in just minutes by visiting the local liquor store, buying a bottle of Jack Daniels, or whatever you preferred booze, opening it up and chugging it down. It may kill you, so I don;t recommend this, but if you do chug it, you’ll first assume the “crouching before God’s throne” position, followed immediately after by the “laying back like a dead person” position. What fun! (sarcasm and satire, please don’t do this!)

Drunk Yoga
Drunk Yoga

And here you thought no one was paying attention on New Years morning.

Urinal Tea

Who doesn’t love a frothy hot Urinal Tea

Would you like tea, pee, or me? Hot, fresh, this is just the warm beverage to brush off the cold and open your eyes. In a hurry. I’m thinking I’ll stick with coffee.

Urinal Tea
Urinal Tea

Yes, it’s often best when poured with a froth atop, the bubbles releasing the tea fragrance with the steam. The whole family will awaken to the smell it and come clamoring downstairs to hunt it down. Ah yes, take that first resistible sip, take in the pungent aroma, now spiked with extract from the ever present big white mint. Swish it around. That’s it, now swallow it down. Urinal Tea, it’s number 1.

Happy Everything Now Leave Me Alone

Happy Everything

Happy everything! Wouldn’t it be nice to just get them all out of the way at once? Yet, it is nice that holidays are sprinkled though out the year, giving us time to spend with loved ones.

Happy Everything Now Leave Me Alone
Happy Everything Now Leave Me Alone

Christmas, Hanukkah, 4th of July, Valentines day, Presidents Day, so many holidays and faux holidays created by merchants to provide an excuse to spend money, that which we have, and don’t have. Too bad they can’t all be gotten out of the way in one felled swoop, however that means no time off work or school too.

Who Lit the fuse

Who lit the fuse?

Ok, who lit the fuse on your tampon? Men, I highly suggest you never use this phrase, especially if the woman in question knows where you sleep.

Who Lit the fuse
Who Lit the fuse

Yes, it’s a crude burn, but you know, sometimes you just have to trot this out when dealing with an irrationally angry female. To be fair we are still looking for a male equivalent, for those of you who will be hell bent for leather angry. If you have one, send it it and we’ll feature it!

One Hung Bunny

Unusual Beanie Baby Bunny?

One Hung Bunny is surely inappropriate for most of the ages that are into beanie babies, I’m thinking this is a customized job, as I have never seen this in the market place. Then again I don’t pay much attention to beanie babies anyway, so I can’t be sure. If it is customized they did a great job of matching finishes.

One Hung Bunny
One Hung Bunny

So is this an adult store beanie baby? That would be my best guess, as it isn’t your average, ordinary run of the mill beanie baby bunny. Shoot, this little guy couldn’t have enough blood in his body to stay alive when raising the staff. If he were real, that is.

Was she born with it

Not a Natural Look

Was she born with it? Nope, don’t think so. I think this may be a chemical thing.

Was She Born With It
Was She Born With It

 

So if there was ever a photo that you could whip out and show to kids the dangers of substance abuse, this would be the one. Now maybe this is the ladies natural, normal look, but the odds are largely against that, in my opinion. Wait, I’m assuming this is a lady, but it could in fact be a man, which makes this a much more extreme case to be made against substance abuse.