Redneck swimming pool

Redneck swimming pool

redneck swimming pool
Redneck Swimming Pool

You could easily call this redneck swimming pool a car pool, that kind of is what it is, but you have to hand it to these rednecks, they did what needed doing. I have done the same thing as a matter of fact, about 10 years ago, and it worked! Leaked like crazy, but it cooled us down!
What else are you going to do when it’s hot out and you don’t have a pool or air conditioning? Run in the dag blamed sprinklers? I’m pretty sure this is an old Ford Courier (made by Mazda for Ford) and if so it is handling this water weight pretty well. At 8 pounds per gallon, if there’s 100 gallons in there, well, you do the math.
The only problem I can see with this is if you ran out of beer and needed to run down to Piggly Wiggly for more, do you drain the pool? Ah, that’s what the Pathfinder in the background is for.

Redneck Wedding

Redneck Wedding

Redneck wedding picture, the groom in cut off sleeves, the catering twinkies, hohos and hostess cupcakes.
Redneck Wedding

At this redneck wedding the catering is suspect, but you know, I don’t have much of a problem with this, especially now that Twinkies, Ding Dongs, hostess cupcakes and HoHos are back. I love them all. Hmmm, do you suppose the HoHos has a passive aggressive meaning? Just below the Ding Dongs?
The clothes though, another story. This is a HUGE event, dress the part! If not for you and your future (or maybe present?) children, for your guests! The mullet? Bzzzzz! wrong answer. Mullets have always bothered me, “Business in the front, party in the rear!” Sounds like something a gigilo might say. Sleeveless jacket and torn jeans? Nope. The redneck dog though, the dog is a nice touch. Love the trailer in the background too, very much enhances the authenticity. And the girl, good for you, white dress and all!

Redneck Riding Lawnmower

Redneck Riding Lawnmower

Redneck Riding Lawnmower
Redneck Riding Lawnmower

This ain’t Gump or Slingblade, with both on this redneck riding lawnmower. You know both were rednecks, right? Gump, successful, accidentally or not, Slingblade, well, not so much.
On the other hand, these rednecks came up with a creative solution to a problem that needed solving. A dangerous solution, but isn’t that usually the case? Especially when you hear the phrase “Y’all watch this” or “Hold my beer.” Something untoward usually happens. On this, a blip of the throttle, or a jab of the brake and the lawnmowing guy could be seriously injured, so kids, do NOT try this at home! Or anywhere else for you literal folks.

Redneck Party Limo

Redneck Party Limo

Redneck Party Limo image in front of a 7-11
Redneck Party Limo

Now that is a redneck party limo! Whee doggies, would you look at that, Jethro! It’s parked out in front of the 7-11, so obviously they’re stocking up on tater chips, Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR to rednecks), beer nuts, pork rinds and God knows whatever else.
This looks to have began life as a uHaul truck, they kept the front hood and it’s paint, adding a truck bed and shell, and a whole slew of doors from various and assorted Chevy suburbans. Definitely a truck with an identity crisis.
The redneck limo appears to be either in the beginning stages of its new life, or end. My guess it’s just starting out, a fledgling. To be fair, this may not be redneck party limo at all, but may be used in moving workers on the farm from one field to another, but on the weekends, haha, it’s all tunes and disco lights.

Redneck Underwear

Redneck Underwear

Is it a sports Bra? Tank top? It started life as redneck underwear for sure, but then something weird happened to this underwear! What the hell was he or she thinking?

Redneck Underwear
Redneck Underwear

Ok, I’m really not sure what happened here, whether some guy was given a super atomic wedgie from hell and then he liked the look and kept it as a redneck fashion statement, or if he went to a place that required shirts, didn’t have a shirt, saw other people in tank tops and had a (not so) brilliant inspiration to tear up his (or worse, someone else’s) underwear and wear it as a tank top. I Seriously have no idea. It could be he lost a bet. Another possibility is it is a woman wearing her old mans undies as a makeshift shirt. At any rate, most redneck improvisation are interesting, even fascinating. This one is plain weird.

Redneck Ick

Redneck Ick

Redneck Ick picture of a redneck with a nascar driver's number shaved into his back hair.
Redneck Ick

This is a funny redneck photo, and an icky picture too.┬áRedneck Ick is picture of a redneck with a nascar driver’s number shaved into his back hair. Now, yes, some men are blessed (cursed) with having out of control body hair, and curiously it seems like the same fellers tend to have bald or baling heads. Could it be the hair migrates downwards while they sleep, a little at a time? Or maybe the hair prefers a particular elevation when the man is growing and decides on it’s own, hell with it, I’m going back, leaving a bare pate? But I digress…
This man is nearly neanderthal, body hair wise, so I really don’t get going shirtless. Why not manscape if going shirtless is necessary. Yet to shave a nascar driver’s number onto ones hairy back? So there’s a nascar event, shirtless man, number shaved onto his shirtless back, yep, redneck ick.

Redneck Calamari

Redneck Calamari

Redneck Calamari
Redneck Calamari

Is this redneck calamari? A hot dog by any other name is still a hot dog, lol. Ok, go ahead, make it squid looking, sort of, still a hot dog. And the green beans, you can have them, but I’ll take the kraft macaroni and cheese on that there plate! As inventive and clever as this is, I can only think it’s the work of a redneck, probably a dad. Nothing on here is too difficult to prepare, and the hot gods are pure genius. Some ketchup (or maybe shrimp cocktail sauce?) and some mustard on the plate and boom, high falutin eats.

Redneck grill 2

Redneck Grill 2

Redneck grill 2
Redneck grill 2

Redneck grill 2, the second image we have of a makeshift redneck grill. This one is a grate held over an aluminum pan filled with briquettes by 4 Miller Lite cans. I hope the beer cans are empty, as it could get awkward when it comes time to slake one’s thirst. This is inventive, can me put together anywhere, and who but a redneck would or could come up with it, I ask you? It may not be the ideal solution, especially for tailgating, someone would eventually step in it or knock it over, and this would be a hazard in the back of ones pickup truck bed, but out in the woods? Cooking a couple fresh caught trout? No problemo.

Redneck Security System

Redneck Security System

Redneck Security System
Redneck Security System

I can’t imagine a more effective redneck security system than this. Of course the dogs wouldn’t always stay there, so that entrance wouldn’t always secure, and besides, there have to be other ways in, right? So maybe the dogs rotate around to other parts, or maybe there’s even more redneck dogs?
I have actually run across this situation a few times, and it is a major deterrent to approaching the front door, let alone the property itself! At least these hounds are visible. I have had to walk onto properties in the course of an old job I had only to find one or more large dogs running free as a complete surprise to both me and them. I was lucky to not have been bitten, or worse, mauled. They key was not panicking, and not running, so remember that y’all!

Redneck dream home

Redneck dream home

Redneck dream home image, a converted holding tank.
Redneck Dream Home

I can see why one might be skeptical about this being a redneck dream home, after all, they are partial to mobile homes, right? Not so fast.┬áThis here domicile has a deck and an awning, like a mobile home. Not only that but it is sided in metal, like a mobile home, but there the similarities end. This is a circular former holding tank, like one used for oil or water, so I’m hoping they cleaned it out really good. Ir being circular means there will be big challenges within furnishing the structure, be it with sofas or kitchen counters and cabinets which are traditionally rectangular, but what redneck doesn’t love a challenge in creative thinking? Lastly this redneck dream home can probably be turned onto it’s side and rolled to a new location if need be. Try that with a mobile home!