Blonde Brains

Blonde Brains What are blonde brains? Yeah, not touching that question. Ok, what can be said about blonde brains that is politically correct? Not much, but then again I’ve never been much for that PC crap. So, photog, outhouse backdrop? Really?  I’m guessing that this lady just came out from taking a squirt and you’re … Read more

Santa Snack Fail

Santa Snack Fail

HUGE mistake with this Santa Snack Fail. Never leave rice cakes for Santa Claus, nor soy milk, it’s a horrible idea!

Santa Snack Fail
Fruit cake is even worse. Santa appreciates high calorie yummy deliciousness to give him energy and that makes him happy. If you don’t make Santa happy you end up with sweaters, jig saw puzzles and educational toys, and ain’t nobody like those. Nobody. Seriously, who do you think invented ugly Christmas sweater anyway? Yep, rice cake eating Santa. It’s a punishment.
On another note, Santa sure is a whiny complaining biatch.

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Redneck Heaven Funny

Redneck Heaven Funny picture of redneck heaven. Saint Pete, why he’s a gonna come a walking out that there building any time now. Yeah, this is what will be waiting for our hillbilly friends on the other side one day. Or not. I took this picture about 6 years ago, and this building is still … Read more

Super Size Me

Super Size Coffee

This is what I need to start the morning right. Super size me!

Super Size Me
Super Size Me

Super Size Coffee story. I was driving out to the desert one day and I got behind this tanker truck with the word coffee on the back. I’m a coffee freak, no day starts without it, and everyone tends to stay out of my way until I have that first cup. So naturally I started laughing and snapped a picture, because a truck full of coffee is a coffee freaks dream come true. What it was really is a gasoline tanker truck belonging to some truck stop company hauling fuel, and they decided to advertise the fact that have coffee in abundance, something of interest to other truckers. Still, I’d love to see one of those filled with fresh brewed.

Nasty street funny sign

Nasty Street – Funny Sign

Los Banos, The Bathrooms? Yep. So, um, people really live here? Yep. Shot the picture of the nasty street funny sign myself.

Nasty street funny sign
Nasty street funny sign

Is this a real place? Yes it is. For those of you who know little Spanish, Camino Los Banos translated to Bathrooms Street, or Street of Bathrooms. How this street got the name I have never asked, but it’s a modern-ish development of homes that looks like the original buyers were probably Anglos, but is now predominantly Spanish speakers that live in the area. The name was probably suggested, and some white guy said, “Yeah, sounds all romantic like, or peaceful like, Los Banos. I like it, name the street that. The suggestee probably walked away snickering, and now everyone who lives there, well, they know. Who names a street what amounts to Shithouse Street? smh.

Golden Cue Funny Sign

Golden Cue Funny Sign

Words are special, but sometimes a little word play is fun, like with the Golden Cue Funny Sign.

Golden Cue Funny Sign
Golden Cue Funny Sign

The Golden Cue advertises that they have smooth shafts and clean balls. Nothing like a little sexual innuendo to bring in customers, but hey, it’s a pool hall, so naturally that would be the way to go. It is a funny sign. Not enough sigh writers break out their inner funnyman, and that’s too bad. Funny is memorable, funny gets talked about, clever sticks. Not only that, but I’ll bet they really do have clean balls and smooth shafts, after all, they handle them day after day.

Thank God It’s Friday

Thank God its Friday!

How often have you said Thank God its Friday? And meant it? And thought of Joe Friday?

Thank God It's Friday

Ha, never, right? You will now. This is the Friday Meme. Celebrate the end of the normal work week! Weekends are for fun, chores, life and living. And family. Friday is diametrically opposed to Monday. Friday equals elation. Now, be elated! Feel free to use this on your status updates to show your happiness that another week of toil is out of the way. Yay! So, live it to the fullest, seize the day. To be honest I seldom do, but now and again.

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