Funny Thai Chinese Restaurant Sign

Thai Chinese Restaurant Sign goes too far?

It’s very rare that you can visit a place and upload and download at the same time, as this funny Thai Chinese restaurant sign apparently advertises.

Funny Thai Chinese Restaurant Sign
Funny Thai Chinese Restaurant Sign

Speaking only for myself, I usually go to a restaurant because I like their food, it has generous in portions, and the price is fair. So the chances are diminished that I’ll visit this place. I don’t want to poo while eating, and I certainly don’t want poo to on my plate or even on the menu. Maybe I’m old fashioned or a prude or not a “hep cat” or whatever, but I still prefer normal restaurants.
However, here in California Thai food is the rage, can’t remember ever having it, and Chinese, oh em gee.

Zombie Proof

Zombie Proof

Booze makes you zombie proof, and due to this fact science now has an explanation as to why zombies are never seen on new years day, and for different reasons in Washington DC on any day.

Zombie Proof
Zombie Proof

So load up your basket with that twelver, those bottles of Jack Daniels and tequila and know that the drink you pound could be the one that saves the lives of you and your loved ones. Just walk to and fro to the store though, no need in killing innocent people while driving drunk. Oh, and lastly, drink responsibly. Word has it that drunks make terrible zombies too. They stagger way more than sober zombies, but on the plus side they are harder to spot on skid row.

Spa Time

Spa Time

I hear this new nails and spa joint opened up, I guess it is spa time! This could become a regular thing for the whole crew.

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Spa Time

So we’ll take the whole crew down, they can get manicures and pedicures, luxuriate in the spa, maybe get a rub down or get a facial or whatever else. Going back to the offices everyone will feel so much more relaxed, laid back, and thankful for Spa Friday. Yep, we take care of our folks, with an eye towards their physical and mental well being. Nothing like an office party to lighten things up.
I see this as being a trip with a decidedly happy ending. What’s not to love? And maybe they’ll have low rates since they are just opening.

Monkey Valentine

My Monkey Valentine

I don’t think this is going to end well for my monkey valentine

Monkey Valentine
Monkey Valentine

Just look at those huge eyes, how they adore you, that small supple nose and slightly smiling mouth. I think love is in the air, yes indeedy. Wait, here come those words! Here they come! You’re waiting for it, pass the mustard, right? Wait, wait, that’s not what is being said at all! Brain melt!
Maybe it was your cool spiked hair, your cool green sweater, your cute little nose, whatever it was, you have an admirer, you just got told “me wuvs yew “. Ah, a My Monkey Valentine moment, the Overly Attached Girlfriend Variety. What are yours thoughts on that?

Hot Dogs Done Extreme

Extreme Hot Dogs

Hot Dogs Done Extreme
Hot Dogs Done Extreme

These are hot dogs done extreme! Step 4 is critical, by the way. Can’t have any witnesses, or follwing-arounders  either. I could eat these every day and twice on Sunday. They look almost as good at the Peruvian (I think that’s what they were) hot dogs we occasionally make, the ones with the egg on top, garlic mayo, hot mustard, Chorizo, Bacon and crushed pineapple. But these, oh my, drizzle mustard down the center and boom! Grub. Damn, you could try differnet cheeses too, Mozz, Cheddar, Jack, anything but American cheese. That ain’t cheese. Yummo on the rest of it though!

Shovel and Eat

Shovel and Eat

Love the idea of shoveling food, but I think I’d rather settle for something a little less… exotic.

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Shovel and Eat

Right, so yet another example of not thinking the name out before committing to it. How the hell do you come up with the name, order it from a sign company, they make it, bring it, hang it, light it, customers see it, and nobody stops and says, hey owner person, you sure you like the name? you don’t want to stop a second and consider another name? You know, like Delicious Grub, or something? No, they just go on like drones. Violently shaking my head and laughing at this on my end.
Come on in, shovel and eat, My Dung is delicious!

Bad Luck Brian Gets His first Pubic Hair

Poor Bad Luck Brian

Bad luck Brian gets his first pubic hair. At 35? Then it peed? What, tell me already!

Bad Luck Brian Gets His first Pubic Hair
Bad Luck Brian Gets His first Pubic Hair

Awww, not that’s just gross, bad luck Brian gets his first pubic hair in his salad. That’s the kind of thing that would happen to, um, this guy I know, yeah. You might be surprised at the stuff that can end up in peoples food, even salads. If you’ve ever worked food, you know this is true, not necessarily pubes though, that takes an extraordinary effort and a lot of meanness to pull off. I don’t think I could ever do that to anyone, even Brian.

 

Funny Sign Translation Fail

Funny Sign Translation Fail Let Us Help

Things could have gone better with this sign, which is now a funny sign translation fail.

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Funny Sign Translation Fail

I’m pretty sure if I made a sign that was this poorly worded, and the meaning was brought to my attention, I’d first be mortified, and second I’d fix it. Then again seeing this sign I’d be overwhelmed with a need to touch myself. As a matter of fact I’m fighting it right this minute. So, maybe in this place touching yourself is just something people naturally do here? We know this isn’t a sign in congress, because hell, they just grope you, bend you over and have their way, no please or thank you about it.

Will Ferrell on Shaving

Might as well do it all

Will Ferrell on Shaving
Will Ferrell on Shaving

Will Ferrell on Shaving, a true statement? If a man shaves his arms and legs he might as well shave his vagina too. I think it is, and that goes for those who shave their chests and nether region as well. The only excuses for a man to shave anything but his face is to please his old lady (Honey, your back hair has whole communities living in it. Shave it please) or if said hair is extremely unsightly, see aforementioned back hair, or if it causes a risk or harm or for a medical condition. That’s it. Anything else is feminine behavior and plain weird.

Valentines Day Face

That Hungry Look

Valentines Day Face
Valentines Day Face

All well and fine, but I’m thinking this Valentines Day Face is, well, frightening. Someone walks up with this face and I’m running the hell out of there in the other direction. Screaming. This is like Hannibal Lechter in love, a frightening proposition  in and of itself. Ladies, I know you know this look, it’s the hungry look, I’ve seen it when friends point it out, and there is no mistaking it for anything but the scary predator look. So guys, chill the eff out! If she like you, she’ll let you know, and vice versa. This has been a public service announcement from Laughshop.com