Valentines Day Face

That Hungry Look

Valentines Day Face
Valentines Day Face

All well and fine, but I’m thinking this Valentines Day Face is, well, frightening. Someone walks up with this face and I’m running the hell out of there in the other direction. Screaming. This is like Hannibal Lechter in love, a frightening proposition  in and of itself. Ladies, I know you know this look, it’s the hungry look, I’ve seen it when friends point it out, and there is no mistaking it for anything but the scary predator look. So guys, chill the eff out! If she like you, she’ll let you know, and vice versa. This has been a public service announcement from Laughshop.com

Shady Place

Very Suspicious Supermarket

Shady Place
Shady Place

You have to admit that this is very shady place to shop, the Very Suspicious Supermarket. Another in a long line of translation fails, the Very Suspicious Supermarket people should have had somebody tell them what their sign really says in English, but maybe that phrase is like the Asian version of their, there, and they’re, you hear it and shrug. At any rate is is a funny market sign, I just sort of wish I knew where they were located. I’d love to visit this shady place and do some shopping, pick up some suspect rice, a couple pounds of badly behaving flour, perhaps two dozen sketchy eggs, and possibly a bottle of “It’s Not What You Think It Is” soy sauce.

Redneck Sushi

Redneck Sushi

This exotic redneck sushi treat of the south is made with hand picked fresh or frozen corn dogs.

Redneck Sushi image
Redneck Sushi

This seems to be the redneck way. Oh sure, sushi is supposed to be prepared from raw fish such as tuna by specially trained sushi chefs, however rednecks are a practical bunch, and not being close to tuna, they can improvise with corn dogs. Not hi falutin enough for you? Hey, there’s cabbage below, and swirls of delicious ketchup and mustard on the high class plate that serves this gastronomic delight. Your palate, tummy, and wallet with thank you for it. Now dig in, Clem! Honestly, this is a sushi even I’d eat, the regular fish stuff? No thanks.

Best of Bad Luck Brian

Best of Bad Luck Brian

Bad Luck Brian Sex With Babysitter
Bad Luck Brian Sex With Babysitter

We thought about a whole lot of different ways to present the Best of Bad Luck Brian, a series of memes that exploded onto the internet beginning in 2012. Bad Luck Brian memes feature the picture of a hapless teenager’s really awful year book photo, he’s called Brian, but I’ve come to learn his name is really Kyle. In the picture he has a goofy braces filled smile, an izod type shirt covered in a weird plaid pull over sweater. No wonder this took off. I understand this guy, Kyle, has started his own YouTube Channel to run with this new found, odd fame, and we wish him well with that. I also am to understand that there are also t-shirts with his meme image on them.
The collection below is the best of the best we could find in internetland, so enjoy! Each made us laugh, some more than others.

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Bad Luck Brian Pauses Porn

Bad Luck Brian Can’t Win

Bad Luck Brian Pauses Porn
Bad Luck Brian Pauses Porn

Poor guy has been so raked over the coals, all because one weird 7th grade picture. This is Bad Luck Brian Pauses Porn, and as you can see the result was devastating. Bad luck Brian is now a grown up, with his own youtube channel I understand. I haven’t been there, no time for that, but I’ll try to make it in the future. Doesn’t show up. Ever.
I could see someone making this error, and I’m sure when anyone does it’s some sort of hinky, very odd debauchery scenes maybe involving midgets and farm animals. Just guessing here, no personal experience 😀

Redneck Dream Catcher

Redneck Dreams and Wishes

Redneck Dream Catcher

Redneck Dream CatcherYep, that would be the genuine article. Almost. This is close to being the real deal, with the undies, beer can, Skoal, but here’s the deal: The beer can would be a Pabst Blue Ribbon, or worst case Budweiser, although Busch is up there in preference. Skoal, we’ll buy that. But the big red flag on this picture is the panties. These are about 10% the size of the average redneck girls unmentionables, they are clean, and they aren’t granny panties. Busted! Oh sure, there could be one or two redneck girls that could wear these, for a special occasion mind you, but by and large, no. Maybe that one or two is who this guy is hoping to dream catch?

Exhibitionist Dream

Or Exhibitionist Nightmare

Exhibitionist Dream
Exhibitionist Dream

Hand crafted? Works of art? Exhibitionist Dream! lol! Oh wow, I don’t think a sign gets any funnier. Did they even read it first? Couldn’t have, no way. I can see dudes in trench coats, bare spindly legs showing out the bottom, turning out in droves, long lines of them, waiting to get in. Women hiding their children’s eyes from the spectacle as they round the corner from the ornate ceramic incense burners into an alley of pervs wanking it and calling it art. Men, charging to the ladies rescue, of course in tuxedos and carrying jewel encrusted handles to walking sticks run ahead, their hoity-toity monocles popping out of their eye sockets as they behold the menagerie of sickos spewing into the warm afternoon sunlight.
Ok, admittedly I carried that much too far. Heat of the moment….

Redneck Crystal

Redneck Crystal

Redneck crystal for the big shin-dig, like a wedding, or mama’s 100th birthday.

Redneck Crystal
Redneck Crystal

Nothing better than sipping a Pabst or a Budweiser from the good stuff. Them high falutin city folks ain’t even got this! (editor’s note: there’s a reason why). Oh sure, it may look like a red solo party cup with a plastic base glued on, but this here is fine dining goblets made for the most special of special days. Like the tapping of the new still. Or daddy getting his new dentures. Or little billy graduating the 6th grade at age 27, best education in the whole family!

Please Don’t Funny Sign

You no poo and pee everywhere

Please Don’t Funny Sign
Please Don’t Funny Sign

Some things just don’t translate eloquently, like this sign that says Please Don’t Poo and Urinate Everywhere. Seeing as this looks to be on a chain link fence around a grassy area, like a park or a school, my first concern is why the need for this sign in the first place? Is there a huge problem with people pooing and peeing everywhere there? Is this a cultural thing and I’m being massively insensitive? I think not. It could maybe be a sign on a dog park, but, erm, that’s what dogs do, they poo and urinate everywhere, and since dogs can’t read. So I’m left with an outdoor sign that addresses a problem that logically should exist. Oh well, it’s funny, that’s all that matters to me 🙂

Valentines Day Gift

Valentines Day Crabs

Valentines Day Gift
Valentines Day Gift

This is a heck of a Valentines Day gift! Yep, get 25% off and give the gift that keeps giving and captures his or her attention fully and completely! The way I understand it is you haven’t lived until you have had this gift. This gift will vie for your attention both day and night, you’ll awake with appreciation for it, and you’ll fall asleep with it very much on your mind. But wait, there’s more, they’ll throw in a coupon for 10 cents off salve and a razor for no additional charge! Wow, call 1800 itching me in the next 10 minuted and the air you breathe is FREE!