Grumpy Cat Terrible

Grumpy Cat Terrible

Grumpy Cat Terrible
Grumpy Cat Terrible

 

Grumpy Cat Terrible time of the year Christmas meme featuring that Grumpy Cat. Seems the cat (named tard) just doesn’t like much of anything, the curmudgeon that he is. Especially Christmas.
You know you can make memes as you like with your own captions at several sites, just search Grumpy Cat Meme and a whole bunch of sites will come up. Be sure to return here and post your meme if you’re so inclined, we personally love the Grumpster. I guess that’s because we are, at heart, curmudgeons ourselves, but we do have small spells  of benign, sporadic insane cackling.

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas
Grumpy Cat Christmas

That hateful cat was once again present for Christmas in the Grumpy Cat Christmas meme. He delights in this one at all the other reindeers laughing at Rudolph and calling him names. Bastard Grumpy Cat, gotta love that curmudgeon of a cat. Did you know the cat’s real name is Tard? Seriously, that is his name. Anyway you can make memes of this guy all day long online, each with custom captions. Just search “grumpy cat meme maker” and dozens of sites will pop up, some better than others, but most do not have this background.

Hipster Flintstones

Hipster Flintstones Christmas

Hipster Flintstones
Hipster Flintstones

Forget that Flintstones is mis-spelled in this Hipster Flintstones Christmas meme, it is still funny. What’s bizarre to me is the labels people have today for subsets of other groups of people. Hipsters for example. In my day we’d call them sissies and beat them up just because. Bros, which is regional to SoCal I understand, are white guys who dress in all black as well as a flat brimmed caps turned askew, and drive raised Chevy Silverados (usually) or other trucks. I don’t get it. Sometimes I wear black and have a 4×4 truck, but I’m not a bro, I’m an old guy with a truck. So many other subsets, but you know something, hipsters actually are still every bit as aggravating as sissies were back in the day. You see one and you instantly want to thump them, which on the face of it is not fair. Live and let live, but seriously guys, ditch the fake glasses and effeminate style of dress. Man up.

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs!

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs is a phrase that in normal talk would be Oh My God, Christmas, which is the translation.

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs

This meme character, the Ermahgerd girl, came to be an internet meme sensation in 2012, and although two women have come forward claiming to be she that inspired this meme, as well as thousands of others, there has been nothing yet conclusively proven. In other words, nobody really knows who she is. This picture is obviously not the original and features a different girl. Hey, kid, come forward and tell your story right here! We won’t laugh at you. A lot.

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Funny Blonde Meme

Blonde Sign Language

Funny Blonde Meme
Funny Blonde Meme

“Then I grabbed it like this” funny blonde meme. Then what did you do? “I held it up like this, right at my mouth!” Yes, and then? “Well, I held it there, and I opened my mouth, then moved my hand towards” Wait, towards your mouth? “Yeah yeah, towards my mouth, but I didn’t get it in my mouth yet when it made a huge mess on my shirt! Got in my hair and everything!” Ah, I see, so that’s why you don’t eat Del Taco Macho Burritos any more? “No silly, I wasn’t talking about a burrito. Jeez, where is your mind at anyway?”

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas
Grumpy Cat Christmas

It’s a Grumpy Cat Christmas, with Grumpy Cat singing. “Dashing through the no. Get of of my way. Weaving to and fro. I haven’t got all day (hey) You better move right now. You great big sorry cow. I’ll run you over just like that then run you down again. Jingle bells, go to hell…”
Grumpy cat is of course a charming fellow with a way of twisting words to the anti-social breaking point, but that’s why everybody loves him. Ok, let’s face it, I tried, but grumpy cat is a dick, ok?

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells
Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells. He sure does have a way with words. I would like to hear him, or at least read up, on his take on the whole song. Probably goes something like “Jingle Bells Go To Hell, Come Here Suck My Butt. I Hate You, You Know It’s True, This Is So Very Gay, Hey! Suck My Ass, Smoke Some Grass, Or Go Suck An Egg, I’m Done Here, So Lick My Rear, So Glad Christmas Is Here.”
May need sopme fine tuning, but you know, record it, maybe it could be on a new Christmas special freaturing the one and only Grumpy Cat.

Funny Christmas Dog

Funny Christmas Dog

Funny Christmas Dog
Funny Christmas Dog

Funny Christmas Dog represents Santa, and he says You Have Been Naughty. But you knew that already, didn’t you? But I’ll bet you didn’t know that Santa uses your pets to rat you out on your naughty and nice behavior, now did you? So when you tease rover with maple bacon or even regular dog treats, you’ll think twice about it. Take him out for a walk, a stroll on the beach, out to a nice restaurant and a movie now and again., or else 🙂
Be nice to mans best friend or Santa will leave you a lump of coal. Or worse.

Kinky is

Kinky Vs. Perverted

Kinky is
Kinky is

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Very sound logic, and I completely agree! Now can someone explain to me what one would use the feather for…exactly? Or the chicken for that matter?
Some of the weird fetishes out there, and I’m sure I’ve only heard of a few, makes it clear that we human are a pretty strange species. Was Neanderthal this weird? Was Home Erectus (don’t go there freaks) or Cro Magnon? I suppose it is all in the eye of the beholder at the end of the day, what is and what isn’t weird, I just don’t see squirrels or deer whatever strapping on penises in the wild, so, yeah.

Dumb Guy Meme

Dumb Guy Meme

“…and this, children, is why you do not use drugs…”

Dumb Guy Meme
Dumb Guy Meme

In this dumb guy meme, apparently this guy tried to rob a bank after having paid $500 to a “wizard” to make him invisible. I see the logic, I really do. I’d think about doing the same thing if I could be invisible, for a little while anyway, which brings up the first questionable thinking. What if you had all this money and you were still invisible? Wouldn’t that make it hard to spend the money? And carrying the visible money around, wouldn’t that make you, or at least it, visible? Pile of money just floating around to and fro for no good reason is highly suspicious.
Oh, and they spelled “Hemet ” wrong….
Ok, so his plan was to rob the bank. Would he then go back to said “wizard” and pay to be made visible again? What’s to stop the wizard from demanding all the stolen money in exchange for restored visibility? Further, if the wizard had the power to make you invisible, why would he take your $500 rather than simply manifest $200,000,000 whenever he wanted to? Alright, I suppose there are some sort of wizard rules, right?
So the knucklehead goes into the bank and starts grabbing money out of peoples hands. Think here, you’re invisible, you could simply walk into the vault and take what you want. Oh yes, that’s right, the money is still visible.
Last note on the dumb guy meme. It supposedly happened in Tehran, which is in Iran. The guy pictured in the meme does not appear to be Iranian. In fact in a nation like Iran I doubt he would have lived after such an event, and find it even more unlikely a meme with his picture would have escaped that nation onto the web as a meme, so thinking it through I’m calling BS.