Robin Laid An Egg

Robin Laid An Egg

Robin Laid An Egg meme

Robin Laid An Egg
Robin Laid An Egg

Poor robin, always getting slapped around by Batman, you gotta feel sorry for him, but he stays in the relationship. “but he always buys me nice gifts and says he’s sorry.” Yeah Robin, or Dick Grayson, skip the r, you keep telling yourself that. Here he makes an epic blunder to a fed up Batman around Christmas time, slipping and singing the Batman Smells version of Jingle Bells, paying for with a left slap to the face. Should have waited until the big guy had his morning coffee and at least read the fashion section of the Gotham Gazette.  Robin laid an egg here, but at the end of the day it just means he’ll get some nice trinket, or maybe a new car, no bigs.

Picard Christmas

Picard Christmas

Picard Christmas
Picard Christmas

Jean Luc Picard Christmas meme, ah Jean Luc, you tell it like it is, even in the 24th century. Interestingly there was a segment of one of the Star Trek movies where Picard is celebrating Christmas in an old fashioned way via a time/space anomaly, (the ribbon?), so yeah, they apparently do still celebrate it in the future. And per this meme, where ARE all the people who get offended when someone says Merry Christmas? I think the media blows it way out of proportion. I have myself watched pagans bemoan the fact that their Christmas’s will have few if any gifts, which always strikes me as a little odd. At any rate, this isn’t a religion site, but a humor site, and this meme is funny.

Another Next Generation oddity: Jean Luc Picard is a Frenchman, but speaks with a British accent. Why? This never was explained.

Christmas Douche

Christmas Douche Relative

Christmas Douche
Christmas Douche

Christmas Douche man. Hey, mega blocks are not the same thing as Legos, douche. Legos are the same as legos, nothing else. Few things were as infuriating as running across imitation legos in a box (I used a large coffee can) of legos. Wrong size, wrong connection points, not interchangeable. And if I ran across someone with the imitation legos I pitied them, that is if I wasn’t ripping on them. Nothing like being ostracized because someone is so cheap they give you crap blocks. So yeah, this guy? I’d stab him while he slept after having done this. lol, no I wouldn’t but I’d definitely think of his as a gigantic douche from then on.

Grumpy Cat Terrible

Grumpy Cat Terrible

Grumpy Cat Terrible
Grumpy Cat Terrible

 

Grumpy Cat Terrible time of the year Christmas meme featuring that Grumpy Cat. Seems the cat (named tard) just doesn’t like much of anything, the curmudgeon that he is. Especially Christmas.
You know you can make memes as you like with your own captions at several sites, just search Grumpy Cat Meme and a whole bunch of sites will come up. Be sure to return here and post your meme if you’re so inclined, we personally love the Grumpster. I guess that’s because we are, at heart, curmudgeons ourselves, but we do have small spells  of benign, sporadic insane cackling.

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas
Grumpy Cat Christmas

That hateful cat was once again present for Christmas in the Grumpy Cat Christmas meme. He delights in this one at all the other reindeers laughing at Rudolph and calling him names. Bastard Grumpy Cat, gotta love that curmudgeon of a cat. Did you know the cat’s real name is Tard? Seriously, that is his name. Anyway you can make memes of this guy all day long online, each with custom captions. Just search “grumpy cat meme maker” and dozens of sites will pop up, some better than others, but most do not have this background.

Hipster Flintstones

Hipster Flintstones Christmas

Hipster Flintstones
Hipster Flintstones

Forget that Flintstones is mis-spelled in this Hipster Flintstones Christmas meme, it is still funny. What’s bizarre to me is the labels people have today for subsets of other groups of people. Hipsters for example. In my day we’d call them sissies and beat them up just because. Bros, which is regional to SoCal I understand, are white guys who dress in all black as well as a flat brimmed caps turned askew, and drive raised Chevy Silverados (usually) or other trucks. I don’t get it. Sometimes I wear black and have a 4×4 truck, but I’m not a bro, I’m an old guy with a truck. So many other subsets, but you know something, hipsters actually are still every bit as aggravating as sissies were back in the day. You see one and you instantly want to thump them, which on the face of it is not fair. Live and let live, but seriously guys, ditch the fake glasses and effeminate style of dress. Man up.

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs!

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs is a phrase that in normal talk would be Oh My God, Christmas, which is the translation.

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs

This meme character, the Ermahgerd girl, came to be an internet meme sensation in 2012, and although two women have come forward claiming to be she that inspired this meme, as well as thousands of others, there has been nothing yet conclusively proven. In other words, nobody really knows who she is. This picture is obviously not the original and features a different girl. Hey, kid, come forward and tell your story right here! We won’t laugh at you. A lot.

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Funny Blonde Meme

Blonde Sign Language

Funny Blonde Meme
Funny Blonde Meme

“Then I grabbed it like this” funny blonde meme. Then what did you do? “I held it up like this, right at my mouth!” Yes, and then? “Well, I held it there, and I opened my mouth, then moved my hand towards” Wait, towards your mouth? “Yeah yeah, towards my mouth, but I didn’t get it in my mouth yet when it made a huge mess on my shirt! Got in my hair and everything!” Ah, I see, so that’s why you don’t eat Del Taco Macho Burritos any more? “No silly, I wasn’t talking about a burrito. Jeez, where is your mind at anyway?”

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas
Grumpy Cat Christmas

It’s a Grumpy Cat Christmas, with Grumpy Cat singing. “Dashing through the no. Get of of my way. Weaving to and fro. I haven’t got all day (hey) You better move right now. You great big sorry cow. I’ll run you over just like that then run you down again. Jingle bells, go to hell…”
Grumpy cat is of course a charming fellow with a way of twisting words to the anti-social breaking point, but that’s why everybody loves him. Ok, let’s face it, I tried, but grumpy cat is a dick, ok?

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells
Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells. He sure does have a way with words. I would like to hear him, or at least read up, on his take on the whole song. Probably goes something like “Jingle Bells Go To Hell, Come Here Suck My Butt. I Hate You, You Know It’s True, This Is So Very Gay, Hey! Suck My Ass, Smoke Some Grass, Or Go Suck An Egg, I’m Done Here, So Lick My Rear, So Glad Christmas Is Here.”
May need sopme fine tuning, but you know, record it, maybe it could be on a new Christmas special freaturing the one and only Grumpy Cat.