Smell this

Hey, smell this

No thanks. Why don’t you smell this? Sometimes even spell check (smell check?) can’t save you!

Smell this
Smell this

Wow, yes, there’s a big difference between the smell of cologne and a colon. Seriously. If you can smell his or her colon there’s either a hygiene problem or a medical condition that needs to be addressed. Further, if you enjoy smelling his or her colon (and I have no doubt there are people into that), then perhaps you need to seek professional help. And by professional help I mean seeing a shrink. So if someone walks up to you and asked you to “smell this,” be prepared. If it’s funky it may not be cologne.

Septic Sign

Septic Sign

Septic Sign
Septic Sign

The septic sign on this truck says “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels,” a fun pun on the whole Meals on Wheels program that brings food to those who need it brought to them. Then these folks suck it up from the septic tanks. Thank God it’s not tomorrow’s meals on wheels!
I’ve seen a few signs painted on the back of septic pumpers, and many of them point to the fact that these folks have a great sense of humor. I guess you’d have to in this line of work, putting up with people’s sh*t all day every day. I’d be pissed off. Ok, enough puns, right?

Septic Milk

Septic Milk Tanker Truck

Mmmmm, if septic milk is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

Septic Milk
Septic Milk

Who hasn’t dreamed of a tall frothy glass of septic milk? Bubbly, frosty, or sometimes warmed just before bedtime. Or maybe dunking cookies into on a hot summer day. Yes, septic milk is something I just can’t get enough of.
Seriously, these folks, the truck owner, has a serious wicked sense of humor. I’d love to sit down with them and have a beer, but not milk, no thank you. On the other hand let’s say that perhaps they DO haul milk on the weekends. Could be another set of truck, or maybe there some sort of super high tech way to clean a septic truck to the point where it can safely haul milk. Naaaaw, it has to be a joke! Right? Maybe, maybe not. That’s a lot like brewing gin in your toilet. You could, but why?

Funny Ship Name

Funny Ship Name

Funny Ship Name
Funny Ship Name

Titan Uranus FAIL!

Titan Uranus is a funny ship name. Not often do you find a ship with such an unusual name, but here’s one now. I’s sat this is a potential fail, as far as ship names go. Thank GOD they didn’t screw up the tame Titan with Titin, that would have been too much even for me! Or tight in, that’s too much.