Super Size Me

Super Size Coffee

This is what I need to start the morning right. Super size me!

Super Size Me
Super Size Me

Super Size Coffee story. I was driving out to the desert one day and I got behind this tanker truck with the word coffee on the back. I’m a coffee freak, no day starts without it, and everyone tends to stay out of my way until I have that first cup. So naturally I started laughing and snapped a picture, because a truck full of coffee is a coffee freaks dream come true. What it was really is a gasoline tanker truck belonging to some truck stop company hauling fuel, and they decided to advertise the fact that have coffee in abundance, something of interest to other truckers. Still, I’d love to see one of those filled with fresh brewed.

Nasty street funny sign

Nasty Street – Funny Sign

Los Banos, The Bathrooms? Yep. So, um, people really live here? Yep. Shot the picture of the nasty street funny sign myself.

Nasty street funny sign
Nasty street funny sign

Is this a real place? Yes it is. For those of you who know little Spanish, Camino Los Banos translated to Bathrooms Street, or Street of Bathrooms. How this street got the name I have never asked, but it’s a modern-ish development of homes that looks like the original buyers were probably Anglos, but is now predominantly Spanish speakers that live in the area. The name was probably suggested, and some white guy said, “Yeah, sounds all romantic like, or peaceful like, Los Banos. I like it, name the street that. The suggestee probably walked away snickering, and now everyone who lives there, well, they know. Who names a street what amounts to Shithouse Street? smh.

Golden Cue Funny Sign

Golden Cue Funny Sign

Words are special, but sometimes a little word play is fun, like with the Golden Cue Funny Sign.

Golden Cue Funny Sign
Golden Cue Funny Sign

The Golden Cue advertises that they have smooth shafts and clean balls. Nothing like a little sexual innuendo to bring in customers, but hey, it’s a pool hall, so naturally that would be the way to go. It is a funny sign. Not enough sigh writers break out their inner funnyman, and that’s too bad. Funny is memorable, funny gets talked about, clever sticks. Not only that, but I’ll bet they really do have clean balls and smooth shafts, after all, they handle them day after day.

Sadly funny street sign

Sadly funny street sign

This is a Sadly funny street sign. A) What were they thinking naming this street, and B) what were they thinking moving onto this street? Definitely a bad sign, all is not well when you move to….

Sadly Funny Street Sign
Sadly Funny Street Sign

Who ever was naming the streets in this period has some serious issues on their mind, apparently. Torture lane, Death way, Pain circle, Taxation Blvd, I’ll bet these are all nearby.
So, tell me, do you think the property values are depressed here? Or just the people? And would you live there?

Funny Welcome Mat

Funny Welcome Mat

This is a funny welcome mat stating that the neighbors have better stuff.

Funny Welcome Mat
Funny Welcome Mat

Kind of cold blooded if you ask me, and funny too. What if the bad guys steal the welcome mat? Or what if it the mat was stolen from the other neighbors? And round and round we go.
Most mats just say welcome, or stay away, no solicitors, protected by Smith and Wesson, that dort of thing, but this one gets kudos. Does the neighbors door mat say Nuh Uh! I’s like to get one of these for my place, so I guess I’ll search around.

Sex without love

Sex without Love is like

Sex without love
Sex without love

Sit ups with a happy ending, that’s what sex without love is like. Lot of exertion and pow! But hollow, empty. Sex with love though is caring, deep, real, fulfilling, so keep them knickers on folks, make whoopee with someone you love. Hard to tell attraction and crushed from love sometimes, but when it’s right you’ll know it. Patience. In our society today we’ve come to expect instant gratification all the time, and that includes matters of the heart, but as we are as human as we have always been, love isn’t something that should be assumed or rushed. This has been a public service announcement from Laughshop.com

Funny Movie Price Sticker

Funny Movie Price Sticker

The unfortunately placed funny movie price sticker changes the whole dynamic and genre of the film.

Funny Movie Price Sticker
Funny Movie Price Sticker

Here you have a serious drama on a serious topic with serious actors, yet one misplaced price sticker potentially changes every notion on what the movie may be about, and it’s genre entirely. Class Action becomes that academy award winning juggernaut Ass Action. Ok, kidding about the award winning stuff. On an other note, 4 pounds for this? I wouldn’t pay 4 pennies to watch it to be honest. Fine actors and all, but meh.

Funny Restaurant Sign for Kids

Eat the Free Clown Funny Sign

Funny Restaurant Sign for Kids
Funny Restaurant Sign for Kids

What’s not to love on this funny restaurant sign for kids? Eat tacos while the kids nibble on a free clown, sounds like good times to me.
I did hear that the clowns taste sort of like chicken, and that they cried. A lot. Not so much caring about that though, clowns are so damned creepy and wrong in so many ways that one can hardly sympathize with their having been eaten alive. No, I’m not one of those people afraid of clowns, I just think they’re creepy.

In other news, Ole Mexican Restaurant is looking for some new clowns to have over for dinner on Tuesday at their place, so if you or anyone you know is interested…
I know a few clowns I’m going to nominate 🙂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bad McDonald’s Sign

Bad McDonalds Sign

Bad McDonalds Sign
Bad McDonalds Sign

Now here’s a bad restaurant sign, or rather a bad McDonald’s sign, (bad McDonalds sign) that may, or may not, bring in clientele.  At any rate either a vandal stole some letters, an employee did it on purpose, or the image was photoshopped. I’m thinking it was ‘shopped.
By the way, the offer? No thank you, I’d just go get a regular job if I wanted that. And you know, McDonalds is supposed to be getting rid of items, like the big mac. Wtf are you thinking guys?!? You don’t drop the one item that identified you, you drop things like anus, erm, angus burgers, you loose the fancy shmancy cafe and diner crap.  You left the ranch, you went off message, THAT’s why your hurting. You changed your business model. You inspired so many chains, even starbucks, yet then you try to be a lower priced starbucks? Stick to what you always did well, feeding people (somewhat) tasty food fast for a fair price.

At any rate this is a sign that I’d have to stop and take a picture of, lol.

Funny Septic Truck Sign

Funny Septic Truck Sign

Funny Septic Truck Sign Stool Bus
Funny Septic Truck Sign

Funny Septic Truck Sign, wow, I would never have thought of this, what an imaginative sign! A play on words (school bus) while at the same time showing the owner’s lack of appreciation of higher learning that put him firmly behind the wheel of a septic tank pumping truck. I have heard the saying “I’m going to drop the kids off at the pool” as a metaphor for taking a dump, so in a way this sign furthers that frame of reference. Septic pumper owners and drivers really must have a wicked sense of humor. I think that may be a requirement, you need something to take away from the fact that you’re wallowing in poo all day. Morose sure wouldn’t cover it. I mean, you wake in the morning and you’re already in deep doo doo, you sure, you must have a coping mechanism. Also whenever they have to go, you know, do they feel like they are just making more work for themselves?