Blonde Jokes Weekly 12

Blonde Jokes Weekly 12 Welcome to the Blonde Jokes Weekly 12 page. This is the completion of 3 months of weekly blonde jokes, which are posted every Monday. We all know how much Mondays blow, so we post the blonde jokes to help start the day and week in a little lighter mindset. Right off the … Read more

Blonde Valentines

Blonde Valentines Ah yes, even blondes celebrate Valentines Day, so of course there’s a Blonde Valentines meme. Of course for blondes most any day is a day of love. Say, how do Blondes like their eggs the morning after Valentines day? Fertilized. View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ So yes, this woman is asking if the pre-dandelion … Read more

IDK Blonde

IDK Blonde

IDK Blonde
IDK Blonde

IDK Blonde. You know, I have seen things like this a few times in person. Sometimes it’s legitimate, both the blonde question and the brunettes frustration, but sometimes the brunettes get bent for no other reason than they are dealing with what is usually a pretty blonde. Years ago I had to service a place where there was a blonde beauty queen, legit, and another girl who was also attractive but brunette. The blonde didn’t care one way or the other what anyone thought of her, and she was always nice to me, but the brunette had nothing but vile hatred for the blonde, saying the blonde was a bad person, mean, only had her job because daddy worked for the company, and so on. I simply shrugged and told her I had not seen for myself any of the things she said were true. The brunette almost never talked to me after that. Anyway, I got off track, this is IDK Blonde, enjoy!

Blonde Brains

Blonde Brains What are blonde brains? Yeah, not touching that question. Ok, what can be said about blonde brains that is politically correct? Not much, but then again I’ve never been much for that PC crap. So, photog, outhouse backdrop? Really?  I’m guessing that this lady just came out from taking a squirt and you’re … Read more

Blonde Brains Zombie

Blonde Brains Zombie

Blonde Brains Zombie, but I’m not sure who’d be more offended by this, blondes or zombies. Let’s see, zombies don’t exist, and blondes, well, they’re blondes, sooo…

Blonde Brains Zombie
Blonde Brains Zombie

However that does imply that blondes do not have brains, which is entirely untrue. It’s just that sometimes blondes don’t use their brains to the fullest, therein lies the problem. And in this image the blonde is a cheerleader, sooo…. I’m sure there are smart cheerleader too, but mix a cheerleader with a blonde and there you go. Ok, I’m digging myself deeper here, best stop while I can.
Ever notice that zombies don’t munch brains on The Walking Dead? The eat whatever they can get. Also ever notice that they aren’t ever called zombies on that show either, even though it would be the go-to word. Biters, walkers, skin eaters, but never zombies. So the issue of a blonde brains and zombie will never come up on that show.

Blonde Collage

Blonde Collage

Did you go to blonde collage? I meant college. What did they teach there? I almost don’t want to know.

Blonde Collage
Blonde Collage

This poorly spelled t-shirt says blonde college, and the fact that it’s on a blonde girl says it all. However not all blondes, men or women, dumb. I know plenty of smart blondes, just that so few dumb blondes give all blondes, or most, a bad name, a poor reputation. Truth is, I too am blonde, and can laugh at blonde jokes just like anyone else. I also do stupid things quite often, but overall I’m not a total dufus, yet I thank God there aren’t cameras following me around documenting all the stupid things I do.
Best part of this picture? How proud she stands.