Redneck Hamburger Helper
New at the country grocer near you, Redneck Hamburger Helper! I mean Squirrel Helper!
Just add some fresh or frozen squirrel (for those of you northerners hankering for a taste of the south) to your pan with new Squirrel helper, and in just a few minutes you’ll have a savory dish that feeds up to four northerners or one redneck. Coupons for discounts on still supplies are included in each and every box, and specially marked boxes have a free Caterpillar cap coupon! Now that’s doing it up redneck style. “Let Squirrel Helper help you make a great meal.”
Extreme Hot Dogs
These are hot dogs done extreme! Step 4 is critical, by the way. Can’t have any witnesses, or follwing-arounders either. I could eat these every day and twice on Sunday. They look almost as good at the Peruvian (I think that’s what they were) hot dogs we occasionally make, the ones with the egg on top, garlic mayo, hot mustard, Chorizo, Bacon and crushed pineapple. But these, oh my, drizzle mustard down the center and boom! Grub. Damn, you could try differnet cheeses too, Mozz, Cheddar, Jack, anything but American cheese. That ain’t cheese. Yummo on the rest of it though!