Douche Bag Santa works one day a year and spends the rest of it judging you. Yep, that’s a douche bag alright. Have you ever thought of that, or have you always made the assumption that when Santa’s not delivering toys that he’s busy making them? Not so, that is what the elves are for, santa just staggers around the North Pole toy factory yelling at the elves and occasionally picking one out to beat the crap out of. “Now wash my Harley you short little fuck before I cook you for dinner!” That’s my take anyway.
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