Would you sniff this? Just a quick whiff. Smell this, dammit! Does this smell like chloroform? Perfect look for the caption, or perfect caption for the look, the overly attached girlfriend…
Work Family is a phrase and tactic to establish roles and hierarchy, not create colleagues. Run when you hear this, it usually means less compensation for your time. This is…
What is the Usher Concert Game? Did you guys here? They are going to play a game at the Usher concert today! How fun! Or a game during great commercials.…
Adopting hairless cats is like hiring a naked old man to walk around your house and never say thank you for anything. Sounds like a useless pinhead I used to…
Beethoven are you ready for a symphony? The crowd: Yeah! Beethoven: I can't hear you! If I have to explain this juxtaposition to you, well, I shouldn't have to. Party…
Bikini season vs Taco Truck, it's just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck. Ok, I'm a dude, so taco truck all day long and twice on Sunday,…
If you treat each and every day like a gift, I'd like to know where I can be returning Monday. Maybe exchange it for another Sunday. Or a whole weekend.…
Sunday slumber - when you realize it's Sunday morning and you can sleep more. This little kid is digging the extra sleep, just look at that smile! Yes please! DrPepper…
Can we have 8 days a week please? I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday, says this funny meme. Thinking this through I'm not opposed to 21 days…
This meme says it all, gas prices high like Willie and Snoop. I sure hope gas prices don't get too high. Gas prices: Image of Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg…