Holidays

Stupid Easter Bunny Gets All the CreditStupid Easter Bunny Gets All the Credit

Stupid Easter Bunny Gets All the Credit

Stupid Easter Bunny, I lay all the eggs. Why the rabbit gets all the credit is beyond me. Stupid rabbit.… Read More

8 months ago
That Christmas Douche RelativeThat Christmas Douche Relative

That Christmas Douche Relative

Christmas Douche man. Hey, mega blocks are not the same thing as Legos, douche. Legos are the same as legos,… Read More

8 months ago
Best Christmas Tree EverBest Christmas Tree Ever

Best Christmas Tree Ever

How do you make the best Christmas tree ever? Make it a Jack Daniels Christmas tree display in a liquor… Read More

8 months ago
Redneck Santa The Later YearsRedneck Santa The Later Years

Redneck Santa The Later Years

Yep, years later he was still on the go, even without his youthful vigor. Timeless as all get-out, Santa is.… Read More

8 months ago
Redneck Santa Scene – Trailer Park SantaRedneck Santa Scene – Trailer Park Santa

Redneck Santa Scene – Trailer Park Santa

Just when you thought it was safe to go into the woods again, there it is, a redneck Santa scene. Sure,… Read More

8 months ago
Not Christmas Yet so SleepNot Christmas Yet so Sleep

Not Christmas Yet so Sleep

Those folks who are all "Hey, it's October, Merry Christmas! No, it's not Christmas yet. Or the countdown that begins… Read More

8 months ago
Mothers Day Worship Me Now!Mothers Day Worship Me Now!

Mothers Day Worship Me Now!

While yes, I have known mothers like this, the vast majority are not all "It's mothers day worship me!" sorts… Read More

8 months ago
Mothers Day Good Mother – what a QuestionMothers Day Good Mother – what a Question

Mothers Day Good Mother – what a Question

A Mothers Day Good Mother? If you have to ask, maybe not, but if you get the child's name wrong… Read More

8 months ago
Thilver Bellth a Mike Tyson ChristmasThilver Bellth a Mike Tyson Christmas

Thilver Bellth a Mike Tyson Christmas

KTEL Records presents Mike Tyson's Christmas Album, where Mike croons your Christina's Favorites, such as Thilver Bellth, Thilent Night, Frosthty… Read More

8 months ago
Mothers Day Wine – Likely True!Mothers Day Wine – Likely True!

Mothers Day Wine – Likely True!

Happy Mothers Day Wine! Not whine. Give your mother a nice bottle of wine for Mothers day, after all, you're… Read More

8 months ago