Easter—where the cat says to shove your Easter eggs and the magical time of year when adults somehow convince kids that a giant bunny breaks into their homes to leave behind brightly colored eggs and questionable chocolates. It’s perfectly normal, right? Well, apparently, not everyone is thrilled by this strange tradition. Meet Mr. Whiskers—professional grump, part-time Easter critic, and full-time feline cynic. As you can plainly see, he’s got a few strong opinions on the holiday and isn’t afraid to share them.
Dressed unwillingly as an Easter Bunny (because, let’s face it, no self-respecting cat would willingly don those floppy ears), Mr. Whiskers is clearly plotting revenge—or at least planning to knock your Easter basket off the table the moment your back is turned. His deadpan stare screams, “Let me tell you exactly where you can shove those Easter eggs,” and we suspect it’s nowhere near the backyard hunt you had planned.
Cats aren’t known for their holiday cheer, and Mr. Whiskers takes feline disdain to an art form. If looks could kill, your brightly painted eggs would spontaneously combust, and chocolate bunnies everywhere would run for cover. But, hey—can you blame him? Humans already control the food, the laser pointer, and those humiliating vet visits; dressing a cat in bunny ears is just asking for trouble.
So, next time you feel the urge to mix felines and festivities, remember Mr. Whiskers’ message: your Easter cheer is not welcome here. Now, pass the catnip and let him get back to plotting world domination, one disgruntled bunny costume at a time.
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