Cat Norris

You’ve heard all the Chuck Norris jokes, unless you’ve been living on Mars, and even then you probably have (Mars only circles the sun because Chuck Norris told it to), but have you heard about Cat Norris? Yep, Cat Norris is a beast, a lot like Chuck. You best watch out because if Chuck doesn’t get you, Cat will.

You may not see cat, but cat sees you, and that’s a very, very bad thing for you. You may only have seconds to live.