Awkward Christmas Presents

Awkward Christmas Presents to be sure. At least they’re alive and cheerful, not like the Hannibal Lechter household where, well, the items in the boxes are decidedly less lively. I get that this is a Christmas picture that’s probably used to send with a card to distant family members and maybe friends, but call me crass, but doesn’t also sort of say “We’re arrogant and self important, but most importantly we’re cheap asses, so hey, we’re your gift!” Naw, that can’t be it. And besides, they probably sent a couple hundred dollar bills with the card and picture, right?