Train Wreck Hey, train wreck, this is not your station. Very apt. As a matte of fact I could use Read More

Maid Pay Raise One day, the maid asked Portia for a raise. A maid pay raise was not out of Read More

Christmas Tip Here is a genius Christmas Tip. Wrap empty boxes for presents, and when your kid misbehaves or doesn’t Read More

Welcome To Life Welcome to life, it doesn’t get any better, and likely will get worse. Get rid of all Read More

Prostate Surprise A Prostate Surprise! When you’re ready to bend over, and feeling vulnerable, you ask where to put your Read More

One Sexy Pumpkin Who says you can’t find love on Halloween. sometimes you’re pumpkin, others you’re the carver. This guy Read More

Not Feeling Worky I feel this way only on days that don’t begin with the letter S. The rest, I’m Read More

Trick or Treat Scare Trick or Treat Scare – old lady sans clothing answering the door on Halloween, husband asks Read More

Real Calendar How the real calendar seems to work: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Blink, Monday. We both know this Read More

Level of Sarcasm My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don’t even know if I’m ,kidding Read More