Weekly Blonde Jokes

Weekly blonde jokes

Weekly Blonde Jokes

Weekly Blonde Jokes

Here are our weekly blonde jokes. We used to do this sort of thing all the time, but it’s been years since we have done it. Hopefully we can keep our commitment to sending these out, or rather, posting the weekly blonde jokes.
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A Blonde needed money, so she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I`ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a note saying,
“I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the peach tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, Blonde.”

The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the peach tree.
The blonde looked and found the $10,000 with a noteĀ  inside that said,

“How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”
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Weekly Blonde Jokes Quickies

What do you call a blond with a Chainsaw?
Dead.

What did the blonde customer say to the busty waitress after reading her name tag?”‘Debbie’…that’s cute. What did you name the other one ?”
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6’ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2″, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5″ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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