Weekly Blonde Jokes 9
Hello all, this is Weekly Blonde Jokes 9! That’s 9 straight weeks of blonde jokes to lighten your Monday morning.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He’s going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?” The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.
“It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community,” she continued,
“and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large… all in the name of humor.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, “You stay out of this, mister, I’m talking to that little bastard on your knee!”
~~~~~~ Weekly Blonde Jokes 9 Quickies ~~~~~~
What do Blondes say after sex?
(or) Are you guys all in the same band?
Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Because it kept falling out.
How do you know when a blond’s been in your fridge?
Lipstick on the cucumbers.
What is the difference between an inflatable doll and a blonde?
Pretty much nothing.
(or) One is an object you use for incredibly filthy, dirty, kinky sex that you would be ashamed of if your mother knew. The other is an inflatable doll.
~~~~~~ Males on Weekly Blonde Jokes 9 ~~~~~~
Two blonde men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. Soon the men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, and were immediately surrounded by a tribe of islanders.
The chief walks up to the men and says, ” What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?” The first man thinks for a second and replies, “I choose Boogaloo”.
The chief smiles and the tribe begins to chant “boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo”. The chief takes the man, bends him over and forks him up the wazoo.
The second blonde man is horrified at what he has just witnessed and then the chief walks up to him and asks, “You must choose, Death or Boogaloo”?
The man thinks he would rather die than have boogaloo, so he replies, “I choose death”.
The tribe roars in ecstasy and the chief yells, “Death by boogaloo!!!”
~~~~~~ Last one, weekly blonde jokes 9 ~~~~~~
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
The mother responds, “Very good honey.”
The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?”
The mother responds, “Yes dear.”
Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! …. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”
The mother says, “Very good honey.” The blonde then asked. “Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?” The mother responds, “Yes dear.”
The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?”
“No Honey, it’s because you’re twenty five.”