Weekly Blonde Jokes

Weekly Blonde Jokes

Weekly Blonde Jokes 2

Weekly Blonde Jokes 2

This is the second installment of our Weekly Blonde Jokes. Last weeks were well received, so we’ll try and make this a weekly thing. It’s maybe a good thing many blondes can’t read, lol. Just kidding. We know a good many blondes who can read just fine, as a matter of fact. Or “just goodly” as some would say… First though, revenge of the blondes… or not…

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Revenge of the Blondes… or not…

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Impossible,” says the doctor, “show me.” The brunette takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
Observing this the doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette, are you?”
She says, “No, I’m really a blonde.”
“I thought so,” he says. “Your finger is broken.”
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Two blondes walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.
“I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”
“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.
~~~~~~Quick weekly blonde jokes~~~~~~
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares?
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A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend’s dandruff problem.
The redhead says “Why don’t you give him Head and Shoulders?”
The blonde replies, “How do you give shoulders?”
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And lastly, positive words to start your week off right:
“If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.”

#blondes #blondejokes

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