Would you like tea, pee, or me? Hot, fresh, this is just the warm beverage to brush off the cold and open your eyes. In a hurry. I’m thinking I’ll stick with coffee.
Yes, it’s often best when poured with a froth atop, the bubbles releasing the tea fragrance with the steam. The whole family will awaken to the smell it and come clamoring downstairs to hunt it down. Ah yes, take that first resistible sip, take in the pungent aroma, now spiked with extract from the ever present big white mint. Swish it around. That’s it, now swallow it down. Urinal Tea, it’s number 1.