Texting and Driving

Texting and Driving Rudolph crashes while texting and driving. Technically it would be Santa who was texting, as he’s the only one with thumbs, and he was driving. All fun in the cartoon, but texting and driving is a serious problem today. When the word “driving” is used, the only “and” that ought to be … Read more

Scooter Claus

Scooter Claus Santa Scoots, or Scooter Claus. My how things have changed…   Scooter Claus got his name as a child. Growing up at the North Pole, Scooter was a lonely boy with no one but the random and seldom visiting elf to play with. One of his favorite things to do was to imitate … Read more

Christmas Fail

Christmas Fail

I really don’t think I need to tell you why this is a Christmas fail, unless, of course, your culture celebrates giant burning inflatable Santa’s!

Christmas Fail

This fail, which is actually a defining Christmas fail, but sad too. Look at Frosty at the bottom, doesn’t he remind you of the little girl in the memes that show a house burning in the background? He’s all smiling big. Puzzling, I have no idea why anyone would want to construct a Santa this big to begin with. The giant burning Santa obviously has an inner framework structure, it isn’t just a balloon. This was apparently in Santa Catarina, Brazil a few years ago. Undoubtedly this occurring would have traumatized any children seeing it. Santa and Burning Man combined into one event?

You know, I never thought of Santa as a hot-head.

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Crack Kills

Crack Kills Hey Santa, hasn’t anyone told you that crack kills? So Santa sees you when you’re sleeping, knows if you’ve been bad or good, but doesn’t know he sat on an elf that’s now wedged in his butt? How fat is Santa anyway? He can’t sense the elf because the elf is long dead, … Read more