First World Santa

First World Santa

Oh, the problems and blessings of living in the first world. Even Santa can cause a guilt trip.

First World Santa

This Santa cartoon meme is sarcasm at it’s best. Santa Claus seems to only give free toys to first world countries, a douche bag move if ever, so much so he even has the standard issue douche hat on in this picture. However, let’s stop and think: Christmas and Santa Claus is a Christian notion, so is it that the first world countries tend to be mostly Christian, or is he just being an a-hole. I’m pretty sure it’s the former, not the latter, but I suppose it could go either way. I mean he enslaves elves, so, yeah.

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Sad Santa Cartoon

Sad Santa Cartoon

Cartoon of a sad Santa. Hey, he can’t possibly NOT have off days, right?

Sad Santa image

This is a cartoon that shows Santa in a deep state of depression. Booze and smokes at hand. However, all the kid wants is to be happy. Santa realizes the sham, his folly.

I’m thinking that if you’re dressing as Santa each year to supplement your income, you’re probably teetering on depression anyway. You’re old, fat, wearing funny clothes. You listen to child gibberish and bad music all day long for several weeks a year. Yeah, not a dream job by any stretch. I wonder if there have been any Santa Claus mental health studies done.

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Hipster Flintstones

Hipster Flintstones Christmas Forget that Flintstones is mis-spelled in this Hipster Flintstones Christmas meme, it is still funny. What’s bizarre to me is the labels people have today for subsets of other groups of people. Hipsters for example. In my day we’d call them sissies and beat them up just because. Bros, which is regional … Read more

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs

Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs! Ermahgerd Chrerstmahs is a phrase that in normal talk would be Oh My God, Christmas, which is the translation. This meme character, the Ermahgerd girl, came to be an internet meme sensation in 2012, and although two women have come forward claiming to be she that inspired this meme, as well as thousands … Read more

Santa Snack Fail

Santa Snack Fail

HUGE mistake with this Santa Snack Fail. Never leave rice cakes for Santa Claus, nor soy milk, it’s a horrible idea!

Santa Snack Fail
Fruit cake is even worse. Santa appreciates high calorie yummy deliciousness to give him energy and that makes him happy. If you don’t make Santa happy you end up with sweaters, jig saw puzzles and educational toys, and ain’t nobody like those. Nobody. Seriously, who do you think invented ugly Christmas sweater anyway? Yep, rice cake eating Santa. It’s a punishment.
On another note, Santa sure is a whiny complaining biatch.

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Star Wars Christmas Song

Star Wars Christmas Song

The Empire is Coming To Town Star Wars Christmas Song.

Star Wars Christmas Song

Star Wars Christmas Song

This is a Star Wars parody. It’s called The Empire is Coming To Town. Not sure if I like this, but still this is both fun and entertaining.

Speaking of Star Wars, with JJ Abrams directing the next one you know it will be a magnificent movie, but so far it doesn’t look like there are any radical changes to the tried and true of the originals. See, with Star Trek the entire ship, Enterprise, was totally redone, made much bigger than ever it was in the originals. The phasers fire like machine guns rather than as beams as they always had, Vulcan was annihilated, which never happened in the original telling, so what changes in Star Wars? What if they include this Song? Yeah, I don’t see that happening. One one hand I hope a lot, on the other I hope not much.

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