Santa Snack Fail
HUGE mistake with this Santa Snack Fail. Never leave rice cakes for Santa Claus, nor soy milk, it’s a horrible idea!
Fruit cake is even worse. Santa appreciates high calorie yummy deliciousness to give him energy and that makes him happy. If you don’t make Santa happy you end up with sweaters, jig saw puzzles and educational toys, and ain’t nobody like those. Nobody. Seriously, who do you think invented ugly Christmas sweater anyway? Yep, rice cake eating Santa. It’s a punishment.
On another note, Santa sure is a whiny complaining biatch.