Reindeer revenge on Santa. I suppose beans would do it, and I suppose they’d have cause, but do reindeer eat beans? And if Santa is not real, then what do they need revenge for, exactly? At any rate, the right reindeer ate 13 cans, that would about do it. It might also explain contrails. Then again, if the ones forward of our flatulent perpetrators ate an equal amount it could be a great case of instant karma. If you have any Christmas favorites, send them in! We love funny stuff, and we’ll add it for you, or become a free card carrying member of Laughshop. Kidding, we don’t give out cards. Sorry.