Redneck waterskiing. Who else but a redneck would think this is a great idea, and actually do it? Light poles, mail boxes, trees, oncoming or parked cars, these are all potential hazards, but you know something, as a kid I would have loved to try this! And I would have been completely thrashed, road rash and all. Unfortunately, or fortunately, if never flooded enough where I lived to try this, so I had to settle for playing in, and occasionally drinking from, the gutters. Yes, I was a weird kid.
you know, it’s things like this that really bring down average male life expectancy numbers.