Because Redneck Santa Scene
Just when you thought it was safe to go into the woods again, there it is.
Sure, you go to the local Walmart, see a couple of those wire reindeer with the built in Christmas lights, you know, the ones that are supposed to go on your lawn. But being a redneck you go the extra mile, remembering the old junked red bug in the tall grass at uncle Zeke’s house, and presto, Because Redneck Santa Scene. Oh sure, the wires could snap and crush an unfortunate pedestrian, but that’s part of the fun.