Because Redneck Mustang
Because Redneck Mustang, when a redneck can’t just have a mustang AND a 4×4.
Why not just have both together? Yep, take that classic mustang body and slap it on a Ranger 4×4 chassis, or commit serious blasphemy by using an S-10 chassis! Hell, whatever you got handy, that’s the way the average creative redneck sees it. Go mudding in style, rock crawling like a champ, and still get seen in a classic. Never mind that it has no real resale value, like a classic mustang would, what does that matter, right? Sell the classic mustang, buy a whole fleet of jeeps, but no, can’t do it, that’s for them there city folks.