You know, of you told me that redneck horseshoes was rampant, that is, rednecks using toilet seats to play horseshoes with, I would have looked you square in the eye and told you poppycock. However, it seems to me that this here thing is a lot more widespread than I could have imagined. Not onlu are they using toilet seats (I’m guessing someones house is seat less?) but they brought along all the accouterments, you know, like plungers to stand in for proper posts. Accouterments, rednecks, not cooter mints. Sheesh. I also have to admit that a giant toilet seat horseshoe might be just the thing for me to be good in the game.