Himbo

Himbo Do you know a Himbo? You’re welcome world for the new word… A Himbo is roughly the male equivalent of a bimbo, hottish but dumb, slutty and ignorant, gets by on nothing but looks, basically, can’t ever be somebody based on their inner self, because that is a large gaping void. Hey, that’s me!!!

Watching Too Much Chopped

Watching Too Much Chopped Have you been Watching Too Much Chopped? This is what happens when you’ve been Watching Too Much Chopped on TV. You suddenly make McNuggets into something palatable and charge 40 bucks for that small helping…

Kid Tax

Kid Tax

Kid Tax? Yes, start teaching them young! They maybe the next generation will understand that NOTHING is FREE!

Kid Tax

Tax them early and often? You may think this is harsh. It is. Bear in mind, however, that this IS the way the world is going. Not only are governments getting deeper into our pockets, some business owners sit and think of ways to extract more and more of your hard earned wages out of your pockets. Pshaw, you say? It takes a lot of forms, but the loss leader is a good example. That 39¢ hamburger the fast food joint paid to advertise? They danged well know that most, like 90% of customer will buy more items in addition, at full price, once they get in the door.

Don’t be schmuck, and don’t let your kids either.

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Donald Trump Speech Excerpt

Donald Trump Speech Excerpt

This Donald Trump Speech excerpt is from back when he was running for office. Heck, he didn’t even have the nomination yet. Nomination, sounds like something Godzilla does…

In this excerpt, he shows us what the presumptive republican nominee has to say, and more importantly, how he carries his dignity before the masses.

Donald Trump Speech Excerpt

I’m really not sure how it got turned sideways, except maybe it’s from an old Batman episode.
Anyway, all of you who think we’re biased one way or another, phooey on you!

You know, since this was originally posted in the way-back-when, this guy has improved the economy, lowered unemployment, and beaten the Russiagate wrap. Pretty amazing. I’m sure he’s say somersetting like “No one runs a country better than me… I’m the best at running a country.” and, somewhere in the white house at this moment, he’s reading this and nodding thoughtfully…

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Hillary Clinton News

Hillary Clinton News And now, with some Hillary Clinton News , it’s Hillary’s big secret! Is it that she’s packing? Uses the men’s room? Packing again? Or maybe that she’s fond of patriotic swim wear that makes one vomit into their mouths just a little? You decide. Personally, I don’t care one way or another … Read more

Afghanistan Women

Afghanistan Women

Meanwhile in Kabul, Afghanistan women set to sun in the latest swimwear.

Meanwhile in Afghanistan
Meanwhile in Afghanistan

Afghanistan women, can’t say enough about them. So mysterious. I’m only partly convinced that it’s women anyway, shoot, it could be two college boys, for all I know. Shooting a silly selfie. None-the-less, it drives the point home, lol.

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When She Likes Bad Boys

When She Likes Bad Boys

Bad boys? Well, this is a geek trying to be a bad boy. The things we’ll do for love, lol.

Bad boys

This kid, what a rebel! I suppose this sort of calls into question, what is a bad boy? This could go two ways, bad, and good, which makes it all the more confusing. Bad – doesn’t shower. Good, joins a gang. But that’s bad, right? Geez, there’s a whole article waiting to be written on this topic. Skipped flossing today, bad. but, say, a naughty boy started showering daily and flossed regularly, does that mean his bad card is revoked? I’m so confused.

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The Cheap Seats

The Cheap Seats What can land you in the cheap seats at a restaurant? Certainly chronic incontinence, which makes this extremely convenient seating, except for when somebody else needs to use the facilities, but habitual poor tipping (hence the name cheap seats) can land you there. Finally, asking to not sit near the kitchen, well, where … Read more

Veggie Named Reggie

Veggie Named Reggie The whole inanimate object as a carnal object thing is so bizarre, so it’s probably best keep this image away from that lady who has a “relationship” with a tree. We wouldn’t want “Bruce the Spruce” all heartwood broken should she cheat on him. The veggie named Reggie doesn’t like drama.