Nose job for Frosty
Nose job for Frosty? Poor mom, lol, how mortifying! I really don’t have anything to add aside from asking how come cartoon snowmen are always perfect and pristine, but real snowmen are all funky looking with dirt and rocks mixed in with the snow? And the thing from mom’s drawer, maybe that’s a, mmm, a lava lamp, yeah, that’s it, lava lamp. With batteries. And it shakes but gives off no light. Danged Chinese goods anymore. So what, does she wait until the kids go away on their next adventure then retrieve it? And does she put in back in her drawer, or does she put it in a bag, bury it deep in the trash then tell the boys when they ask that someone must have stolen it? The places my mind goes.