Roman Holiday

Roman Holiday A man was at his barbers getting a haircut for a trip to Rome with his missus. He mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ” Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty.. You’re crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?” … Read more

Barbershop Surprise

Barbershop Surprise A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours.’ The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the Door and asked, ‘How long before … Read more

Grad Student at the Bar Joke

Grad Student at the Bar Joke I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend Justin when he spotted an attractive woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering his courage, he approached her and asked, “Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responded by … Read more

Month Overdue

Month Overdue Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. “I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. … Read more

Maid Pay Raise

Maid Pay Raise

One day, the maid asked Portia for a raise. A maid pay raise was not out of the question, it had been years, after all

Upset at the suggestion, her employer asked, “Now, Darcy, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

“There are three reasons,” announced Darcy confidently. “The first is that I iron better than you.”

“Says who?” asked Portia.

“Your husband.”

Maid Pay Raise

“Oh.”

“The second reason is that I am a better cook than you,” continued Darcy.

“Who said that?”

“Your husband.”

“OK.”

“The third reason,” concluded Darcy, driving her point home, “is that I am better at sex than you.”

Sensing a pattern, a concerned Portia asked, “Did my husband say that as well?”

Darcy replied, “No, the gardener did.”

 

 

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