Husband Caught Twerking
Seriously man, you ought not be doing that. Ever. For any reason. I’m surprised she kept you around, but I’m guessing, and mind you, only a guess, that your punishment for weirding off was her publishing the video.
Dude, seriously, you made my day! Husband caught twerking, really doing it! LOL!! What do you call a male twerking anyway? Twerking off? Merking? Weirding the eff off? At any rate, his first questions after getting busted must have been “How long were you there?” Or How much did you see? Or “I thought you went to the store.” WTH were you thinking man!