Hat Carrot Coal
That’s all that is left of Frosty the Snowman at Santa’s annual Christmas bash, hat carrot coal. Good times for all but Frosty. Seemed like such a good idea at the time, a hot tub party, but Frosty ought to have known better. He’d probably had way too much egg nog, although immediately after there were whispers that Frosty had been down on his luck lately after having been dumped by a Frostette the Snowlady. The cold, heartless bitch blew town with the Grinch, but little did she know that their destination was the Jamaica. Soon after landing, whatever of Frostette wasn’t already liquefied was served as snow cones to the children. Frosty hadn’t been the same since.