Funny Signs Seems Legit
From the department of Funny Signs seems legit. Sure dinosaurs are now extinct because they never had Woody’s pizza. I mean, why not? I know I’d be extinct without pizza. Oh sure, you could argue that science shows they died millions of years ago, but had there been pizza you can’t say for sure that dinosaurs wouldn’t still be around. You don’t KNOW that.
So if science ever manages to clone dinosaur DNA and bring those giant lizards back to life, they had better make sure to have lots of pizza at the ready!