Screw Valentines Day

Screw Valentines Day Screw Valentines Day, I’m waiting for the chocolate to go on sale! I d this every year after V-day, after Christmas, after Easter, and after Halloween. Win some, lose some. View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ A lot of people say screw it for other reasons, and most would rather switch the words … Read more

Candy Heart Downers

Candy Heart Downers Yes, these candy heart downers are sure to make you single and alone. No mattress action for you! View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ Bad luck Brian goes into a convenience market and sees candy hearts on sale. Without thinking he snatches up all that are left, never checking to see why they … Read more

Corporate Valentines Day

Corporate Valentines Day Happy corporate Valentines day! View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ Guys, this is just exactly what the hippie, faux liberal, sit to pee, eeeeeee a bug, guns scare me mentality will get you. Wonka bumping uglies on the midnight trampoline with your woman. Swallow that garbage and go with the flow. Man up, … Read more

Sad Sack Valentines Day

Sad Sack Valentines Day Now this, be definition, is a sad sack Valentines day, complete with a pity party! View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ Hey, if whatever you’re doing isn’t working out for you, maybe it’s time to try something different? Just saying. Stop chasing? Stop looking in others windows? Hey, here’s a thought, don’t … Read more

Believe It

Believe It For your own sake, you better believe it! View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ Aren’t old couples magical? I don’t mean like watching them snuggle, kiss, or worse, nobody want to see that. What I mean is the fact that after many years, decades even, they are still so very much in love. Maybe it’s … Read more

Dirty Candy Hearts

Dirty Candy Hearts Didn’t you just KNOW that somebody, some smart entrepreneur would come out with something like dirty candy hearts? Taking something from our innocent childhood memories and making it filthy? And you know what, I love it! View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ That tripe, silly captions on the originals usually made little to … Read more

Valentines Day Cry

Valentines Day Cry Dude, cowboy up! No you cannot have a Valentines Day cry! The other thing, well, just keep it classy and keep it private! View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ Don’t we all know someone like this? You know they cry themselves top sleep and wank it every chance they get. Sad, pathetic, but … Read more

Satisfied Valentines Day

Satisfied Valentines Day According to this, a satisfied Valentines Day is  a myth for women. Own it guys, you all are a bunch of love lorn suckers, lolololol! What does she really want? View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ That’s right, and unless you can pull off that neat trick, that appreciative smile? Fake. The gratitude? … Read more

Blonde Valentines

Blonde Valentines Ah yes, even blondes celebrate Valentines Day, so of course there’s a Blonde Valentines meme. Of course for blondes most any day is a day of love. Say, how do Blondes like their eggs the morning after Valentines day? Fertilized. View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ So yes, this woman is asking if the pre-dandelion … Read more

Redneck Valentines

Redneck Valentines There here’s a Redneck Valentines presentation, yall. Same would work with small cans of PBR too, but with a shorter shelf life. View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ I don’t know why Rednecks get pegged as Jack Daniels drinkers beyond that the beverage is made in the south. Plenty of other regular folks drink this … Read more