Walk Away You hear a ruckus, you enter the room to find this. Just walk away. I think I’d be more freaked out that the cat talked.
Childish? I’m not childish! You big doody head!
Years of Therapy The beginning of years of therapy begins right here. A traumatic event? For sure, being peed on by a dog, being looked at as worthy of being peed on, yeah, some therapists could make a small fortune from this.
Yay Poop Well, if anyone was going to say yay poop, it would be dogs. No cat litter box anywhere is safe!
Cat Norris Hover Cat Picture titled Cat Norris Hover Cat. Cat Norris’s Sensei, Hover cat, is not amused by Cat’s antics. Not amused at all. Now he’s going to have to go kick the crap out of that grumpy cat until he can feel better about himself and the world in general. So don’t tick off … Read more
Cat Norris Says Wrong When Cat Norris says wrong, it’s wrong. Kid, straighten up or Cat will have to kick you off the windshield. Watch and learn, grasshopper. Stop screaming and pay attention… First kid, show no fear. Turn upside down and grasp the top frame of the windshield and make faces at the pilots. … Read more
Cat Norris Makes His Doors Who needs doors? Open, closed, non-existent, doesn’t matter, Cat Norris makes his doors where ever he needs or wants them. Install a cat door? He just laughs and kicks it in. How dare you insult Cat with something so trivial. Cat has been long known for taking no B.S., and … Read more
Cat Norris Loves Horror Flicks Cat Norris loves horror flicks and sports. Mix the two and Cat relaxes, lets his temperamental side fall away. That’s not to say he’s not aware of you standing behind him with a camera or worse. He knows if you’re foolish enough to creep up on him, you’re no threat. … Read more
Cat Norris Strikes Again Dogs, human, other (lesser) cats, they can all be victims when Cat Norris Strikes Again. When he whips out the Cat-Fu, he might as well be opening a great big can of whoop-ass. This dog gets it, a little late, but he gets it. So next time you see Cat Norris … Read more
Cat Norris Strikes Gymnast Even the Olympics and other meets aren’t free from Cat Norris. After his Cat-Fu bouts, sometimes Cat takes his additional energy out on the other sports and their participants. Here Cat nails a gymnast. The moral to the story? Don’t tick off Cat Norris, don’t look at him, don’t get in … Read more