Creepy Dancing Baby

Creepy Dancing Baby


See, this is why you don’t let people roam willy nilly collecting skin suits for no good reason. This must be

Creepy Dancing Baby

Creepy Dancing Baby

controlled, taxed and regulated.
Alright, so what we have here is an adult dressed in a skin suit with artificial muscles and body sculpting, with a baby head mask on. To be honest with you, if I walked into, say, my house, and this thing was waiting for me dancing, I’d faint. Add that damned song, tainted love (or is it painters love? Tainted gloves? T’ain’t it, love) and the sheer horror, ugh. On the other had playing Bob Segars Old Time Rock and Roll with it and maybe, just maybe I’d stick around to watch creepy dancing baby. Ok, no, no I wouldn’t, that was a lie.

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