Cat Norris Makes His Doors
Who needs doors? Open, closed, non-existent, doesn’t matter, Cat Norris makes his doors where ever he needs or wants them. Install a cat door? He just laughs and kicks it in. How dare you insult Cat with something so trivial.
Cat has been long known for taking no B.S., and not giving any unless provoked, but politeness only get you so far. When Cat wants in or out, he is getting in. Or out. So save yourself some trouble and leave your door open and he may choose to use it.