Candy Heart Downers
Yes, these candy heart downers are sure to make you single and alone. No mattress action for you!
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Bad luck Brian goes into a convenience market and sees candy hearts on sale. Without thinking he snatches up all that are left, never checking to see why they were so cheap. Don’t be that guy. Any one of these will ensure that you will not be getting any, and all of them given out could prove fatal. Just a word to the wise and a public service from us to you. Best one, btw? Can my monkey watch, lol. I’d say sure, but you’re on top. No surprises going up my wazoo, if you know what I’m saying.