Blonde Jokes Weekly 12
Welcome to the Blonde Jokes Weekly 12 page. This is the completion of 3 months of weekly blonde jokes, which are posted every Monday. We all know how much Mondays blow, so we post the blonde jokes to help start the day and week in a little lighter mindset.
Right off the bat, lets talk about the rat race. Aww heck, that’s too depressing for a Monday. How about Blondes running a foot race?
Yeah, that is better. Is it a coincidence that only the blondes have tripped and fallen?
Stupidity As A Team Sport Blonde Joke
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few.
Blonde Stays At Work
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
The blonde replies “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, says to the young girl “Why don’t you go home for the day. We aren’t terribly busy, just take the day off to relax and rest.”
The blonde very calmly states “No, I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual, but adds “if you need anything, just let me know.”
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out of his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying. He rushes out to her, asking, “What happened? Are you okay?”
“No ,” exclaims the blonde, “I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!”
Puzzling Blonde Joke
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help me. I bought this killer jigsaw puzzle, but I can’t figure out how to start it.”
Her friend asks, “What is it a puzzle of?”
The blonde says, “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
The blonde’s friend figures that he’s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to help her out. The blonde has the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box.
He then says, “First, no matter what I do, I cannot show you how to assemble these to look like that picture of a tiger.”
“Second, I’d advise you to put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
Why was the blonde delighted when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 11 months?
The box said “two to four years”
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Blonde Jokes Fire Back
What do you call a good looking man out with a brunette?
What do brunettes miss out on the most at a great party?
What’s the difference between a brunette and the trash?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week.
Why are there so many blonde jokes?
It gives brunettes and redheads something to do on Saturday night.
Yuk, what’s that? Blonde Joke
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, “Ewwww, that looks like sperm!” The brunette leans over and smells the stain. “Smells like it too!” The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, “Yep, it is, but it’s nobody from this building.”