Blonde and Lawyer on Plane
There was a blonde and lawyer on plane. Or a plane. Anyway, the lawyer was bored, so he kept started bugging the blonde next to him to play a game of quiz.
The blonde resisted, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. Every time she could not answer his
question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb he could not lose. The blonde thought about it for a few minutes and eventually accepted to play his game.
The lawyer fires his first question “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest sun?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.
The blonde then asked the lawyer “What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes back down the hill with 5 legs?”
The lawyer looked extremely puzzled. He spent hours trying to come up with the answer, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing air to ground phone calls trying to get the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was anger at this point and asked, “Well, what is answer?”
The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.
Bonus joke: All Cleaned Up!
On her way home from a long trip a blonde drove past a sign that said “Clean Restrooms 9 Miles.”
By the time the blonde had driven those 9 miles she had cleaned 44 restrooms.