Sarcasm At Work I use sarcasm at work because slapping the shit out of someone is frowned upon by management. Read More

80 Year Old Speedster A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand Read More

Dear Morning People Seriously, dear morning people, honest question, what the hell is wrong with you? As a night owl, Read More

Hit The Bottle

No Ex’s I have no ex’s. I have Y’s. Like Y the hell did I date you. Don’t we all. Read More

Hi To All My Peeps This chick has it going on, Sending a shout out to all my peeps! Gold Read More

Not Today Coffee Not today coffee. A day will come when I get enough sleep and don’t need coffee. But Read More

8 Cups Of Coffee Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down Read More