One Sexy Pumpkin Who says you can’t find love on Halloween. sometimes you’re pumpkin, others you’re the carver. This guy Read More

Not Feeling Worky I feel this way only on days that don’t begin with the letter S. The rest, I’m Read More

Trick or Treat Scare Trick or Treat Scare  – old lady sans clothing answering the door on Halloween, husband asks Read More

Real Calendar How the real calendar seems to work: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Blink, Monday. We both know this Read More

Level of Sarcasm My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don’t even know if I’m ,kidding Read More

Scary Story And there, standing in the hallway, she saw…the VACUUM! If dogs could tell a scary story for for Read More

Helpful New Hire I suppose this would be some sort of personal assistant. A helpful new hire that just follows Read More

Funny Inspirational Quote Well, this is a funny inspirational quote. However, it mocks such quotes. “Some stupid inspirational quote about Read More

Open Bag of Idiots Go anywhere today and you’ll find what can only be described as an open bag of Read More

I have neither the time nor crayons It’s like I’m talking to people I work with. I have neither the Read More