Welcome To Life Welcome to life, it doesn’t get any better, and likely will get worse. Get rid of all Read More

Prostate Surprise A Prostate Surprise! When you’re ready to bend over, and feeling vulnerable, you ask where to put your Read More

One Sexy Pumpkin Who says you can’t find love on Halloween. sometimes you’re pumpkin, others you’re the carver. This guy Read More

Not Feeling Worky I feel this way only on days that don’t begin with the letter S. The rest, I’m Read More

Trick or Treat Scare Trick or Treat Scare  – old lady sans clothing answering the door on Halloween, husband asks Read More

Real Calendar How the real calendar seems to work: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Blink, Monday. We both know this Read More

Level of Sarcasm My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don’t even know if I’m ,kidding Read More

Scary Story And there, standing in the hallway, she saw…the VACUUM! If dogs could tell a scary story for for Read More

Helpful New Hire I suppose this would be some sort of personal assistant. A helpful new hire that just follows Read More

Funny Inspirational Quote Well, this is a funny inspirational quote. However, it mocks such quotes. “Some stupid inspirational quote about Read More