Futility Demonstrated Futility Demonstrated holding an umbrella in a flood. Thank Gog I brought my umbrella, wouldn’t want my hair Read More
Two Minutes Normal Two minutes normal? I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Oh, I Read More
Nice To Meet You Jack meme, I hate when people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything. Read More
Good judgement Experience Good judgement experience – I can almost hear Dean Martin saying this. Good judgement comes from experience. Read More
Drink Responsibly Drink Responsibly? Shoot, responsibility is why I drink. Seems like an endless loop. How much stress do we Read More
Being Kissed While Asleep Funny Jussie Smollett meme, Being kissed while asleep is one of the purest forms of love. Read More
Facebook Spying Mark Zuck, being told by a kid that his dad says facebook spying on us. “He’s not your Read More
Condom Factory Apology Bitch please, your birth certificate id an apology letter from the condom factory. Is a condom factory Read More
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